Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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