Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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