She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We need to get me chipped asap
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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