2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
barbara walters just said penis...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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