I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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