he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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