Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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