You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i've created a new STD.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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