Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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