There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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