yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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