i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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