I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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