My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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