: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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