My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
