wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
