I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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