i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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