i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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