There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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