mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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