she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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