I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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