you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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