gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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