Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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