At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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