Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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