Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Are we still banned from the library?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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