I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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