I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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