found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
