He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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