I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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