i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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