Christians are straight up FREAKS
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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