I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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