It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
i am craving dick and cupcakes
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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