No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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