Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
