Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
So squirting runs in the family.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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