We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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