So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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