Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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