Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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