Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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