The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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