woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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