when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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